Check out this week's installment of Aunt Margret. This week Aunt Margret has a lil sumthin to say about body piercing.
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Aunt Margaret's Take On Body Piercing
What is it with young people today and their need to adorn their bodies with outlandish clothing, tattoos and the like. And what is it with this new trend of body piercing. I tell you young folk today do some crazy things in the name of fashion and individualism. With that being said I recently got more than I bargained for at a card game with the ladies. We gathered at Dora’s playing bid wit when Tee-Tee asked if I wanted to see her new ring. I immediately scanned her ring finger hoping that her new beau was taking her off the market. No such luck, her hand was as bare as the day she was born. So imagine my surprise when she stuck her tongue out. “Oh my child, what you got there,” I asked as I examined her lingual jewelry.
“Oh, Auntie it’s just a tongue ring. If this got you blushing I could only imagine how’d you react to my nipple piercings.”
My eyes got as big as golf balls, “Nipple piercing?” I said not even realizing I said it out loud. Tee-Tee took that as a sign to explain that sensual pleasures of piercing.
“I tell you ever since I got these bad boys pierced-she said shimming her chest-I have been on cloud nine. All it takes it’s the slightest sensation to send a wave of pleasure to my kitty.” Then she went on to say how she think’s it would be a romantic gesture for her and her man-friend to get matching piercing; for her a clit ring and for him one of them umm err whatchamacallits, ah Prince Albert. Seeing confusion on more then half the ladies faces including my own Tee-Tee explained that a Prince Albert is when a man pierces his wiener-schnitzel. She also said that although she hears it’s exceptionally erotic she doubt’s if she’ll be piercing her anal area.
That tidbit of information was more then my virgin ears needed to hear. I know that different cultures encourage their people to decorate their bodies with trinkets and paint for various reasons, but I think if mankind were intended to have their poop shooters, testicles, guiches, Johnson‘s, milk-makers, and love buttons pierced they would have come fully equipped with such items.
That being said me and my Herb won’t be venturing off to the local tattoo/piercing parlor anytime soon.
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