Good day ppl,
I'm on a tele-seminar with Tipahni Montgomery and Azarel. It's very informative and motivational. Thanks ladies for you advice and candidness. Guess I better get writing.
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Monday, March 11, 2013
Good day ppl,
Last Wednesday us ladies gathered at my sister Dora’s house for our monthly book meeting going over last month’s read and taking a notes on what our next book will be when my great niece Tee-Tee said , “Ladies this book right here is a must read.” So I looked at the cover and saw some handcuffs and what looked to be a woman’s silhouette with her hands tied over her head. I read the title “Pleasure Me Please.” Now initially I thought nothing of it and kindly put it down with the other non-winners, when Tee-Tee picked it up saying, “Come on ladies it’s time y’all join the new millennium and step up your sex game and this book here will teach you all you need to know. Please believe it.”
Showing that much enthusiasm I took the bait and inquired what info was in this book that I needed to know. Tee-Tee gleefully responded, “its all about BDSM.” So of course I’m thinking what in the world is BDSM. I guess she could see the confusion written all over my face ‘cause she squawked, yes squawked cause she ain’t nothing but a bird, well any way she went on, “Auntie let me break it down for you,”
Bondage - tying up of partner for sexual act
Domination- the person running the show and constructing how the sex play will go
Sadism- someone who likes to inflict pain of a sexual nature on their partner
Masochism-the person who likes to receive pain of a sexual nature from their partner
She said Dom’s and Sub’s enter into a contract where they agree upon limits, as well as, safe words during play. I’m sitting there thinking now what in tar-nation would make her think that me and my Herb would be the least bit interested in-as she put it- “spicing our love life up” by stepping out of the box. Honestly can you picture a mature older lady like myself wearing nothing but nipple clamps, a gag and leather panties chained to the wall. ME NEITHER. And I seriously doubt that I’ll remember any safe words. Heck I can’t even remember what I ate for breakfast.
I’m a lady and there is no way I nor Herb for that matter would tolerate entering into a written contract detailing our terms for strong goes and no-goes for Bondage and discipline, Domination and submission. Come to think we already have a contract for being bonded, disciplined, dominated and submitted… It’s called MARRIAGE.
I guess it takes all kinds, but I really wish these younguns would leave all their new fandangle sexual fetishes to themselves. I tell you I’m over It.
Here's another installment of Aunt Margret.......enjoy!
What Aunt Margaret has to say about BDSM
Last Wednesday us ladies gathered at my sister Dora’s house for our monthly book meeting going over last month’s read and taking a notes on what our next book will be when my great niece Tee-Tee said , “Ladies this book right here is a must read.” So I looked at the cover and saw some handcuffs and what looked to be a woman’s silhouette with her hands tied over her head. I read the title “Pleasure Me Please.” Now initially I thought nothing of it and kindly put it down with the other non-winners, when Tee-Tee picked it up saying, “Come on ladies it’s time y’all join the new millennium and step up your sex game and this book here will teach you all you need to know. Please believe it.”
Showing that much enthusiasm I took the bait and inquired what info was in this book that I needed to know. Tee-Tee gleefully responded, “its all about BDSM.” So of course I’m thinking what in the world is BDSM. I guess she could see the confusion written all over my face ‘cause she squawked, yes squawked cause she ain’t nothing but a bird, well any way she went on, “Auntie let me break it down for you,”
Bondage - tying up of partner for sexual act
Domination- the person running the show and constructing how the sex play will go
Sadism- someone who likes to inflict pain of a sexual nature on their partner
Masochism-the person who likes to receive pain of a sexual nature from their partner
She said Dom’s and Sub’s enter into a contract where they agree upon limits, as well as, safe words during play. I’m sitting there thinking now what in tar-nation would make her think that me and my Herb would be the least bit interested in-as she put it- “spicing our love life up” by stepping out of the box. Honestly can you picture a mature older lady like myself wearing nothing but nipple clamps, a gag and leather panties chained to the wall. ME NEITHER. And I seriously doubt that I’ll remember any safe words. Heck I can’t even remember what I ate for breakfast.
I’m a lady and there is no way I nor Herb for that matter would tolerate entering into a written contract detailing our terms for strong goes and no-goes for Bondage and discipline, Domination and submission. Come to think we already have a contract for being bonded, disciplined, dominated and submitted… It’s called MARRIAGE.
I guess it takes all kinds, but I really wish these younguns would leave all their new fandangle sexual fetishes to themselves. I tell you I’m over It.
Wednesday, March 6, 2013
Good day ppl,
I know I'm a little late with Aunt Margret's take on..... So with out further delay I present
What is America’s sudden fascination with anal sex. You would think something as hush hush as anal sex would be taboo. And not just for men but women too. Gone are the days when people thought it was a gay man thing; all of a sudden it’s the thing to do.
A few weeks ago I was invited to an upscale bridal shower at a five star restaurant. I’m talking pinky out fancy-smancy. I eagerly watched the bride open up this exquisitely wrapped gift with a beautifully tied bow on top only to feel appalled at the lewd contents which included the first-timers anal sex guide, butt plugs, anal beads, an anal dildo and of course lube. There was even anal douche. One of the guest had the audacity to gift the bride-to-be with this thing she had the gall to call “The Ultimate Anal Package.” The nerve of this woman-and I use that term loosely-praising her gift saying it had everything needed to enjoy an experience with anal games. To make matters worse another guest described how she lubed her man up well, fingered his poop shooter then donned her strap on and gave him the thrill of a lifetime. I don’t care how enjoyable it can be when the tons of sensitive anal nerves are stimulated. And I could care less if my Herb’s prostate can reap the benefits of some good titillation. Anal sex should definitely be one of those sexual taboos that remains taboo. Get over it America! Everyone does not need to know what goes on in your bedroom.
I know I'm a little late with Aunt Margret's take on..... So with out further delay I present
Aunt Margret’s take on Anal Sex
What is America’s sudden fascination with anal sex. You would think something as hush hush as anal sex would be taboo. And not just for men but women too. Gone are the days when people thought it was a gay man thing; all of a sudden it’s the thing to do.
A few weeks ago I was invited to an upscale bridal shower at a five star restaurant. I’m talking pinky out fancy-smancy. I eagerly watched the bride open up this exquisitely wrapped gift with a beautifully tied bow on top only to feel appalled at the lewd contents which included the first-timers anal sex guide, butt plugs, anal beads, an anal dildo and of course lube. There was even anal douche. One of the guest had the audacity to gift the bride-to-be with this thing she had the gall to call “The Ultimate Anal Package.” The nerve of this woman-and I use that term loosely-praising her gift saying it had everything needed to enjoy an experience with anal games. To make matters worse another guest described how she lubed her man up well, fingered his poop shooter then donned her strap on and gave him the thrill of a lifetime. I don’t care how enjoyable it can be when the tons of sensitive anal nerves are stimulated. And I could care less if my Herb’s prostate can reap the benefits of some good titillation. Anal sex should definitely be one of those sexual taboos that remains taboo. Get over it America! Everyone does not need to know what goes on in your bedroom.
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