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I know I'm a little late with Aunt Margret's take on..... So with out further delay I present

Aunt  Margret’s take on Anal Sex

What is America’s sudden fascination with anal sex. You would think something as hush hush as anal sex would be taboo. And not just for men but women too. Gone are the days when people thought it was a gay man thing; all of a sudden it’s the thing to do.
A few weeks ago I was invited to an upscale bridal shower at a five star restaurant. I’m talking  pinky out fancy-smancy. I eagerly watched the bride open up this exquisitely wrapped gift with a beautifully tied bow on top only to feel appalled at the lewd contents which included the first-timers anal sex guide, butt plugs, anal beads, an anal dildo and of course lube. There was even anal douche. One of the guest had the audacity to gift the bride-to-be with this thing she had the gall to call “The Ultimate Anal Package.”  The nerve of this woman-and I use that term loosely-praising her gift saying it had everything  needed to enjoy an experience with anal games. To make matters worse another guest described how she lubed her man up well, fingered his poop shooter then donned her strap on and gave him the thrill of a lifetime. I don’t care how enjoyable it can be when the tons of sensitive anal nerves are stimulated. And I could care less if my Herb’s prostate can reap the benefits of some good titillation. Anal sex should definitely be one of those sexual taboos that remains taboo. Get over it America! Everyone does not need to know what goes on in your bedroom.